i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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