But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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