god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
