how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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