I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Randomize
