i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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