are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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