Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Blood and glitter go together right?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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