next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
