do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
You're earring is so big in my mouth
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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