you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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