Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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