We should be called the Road Head Warriors
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Randomize
