I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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