omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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