sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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