My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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