It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is wine microwaveable?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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