Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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