Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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