i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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