I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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