I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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