Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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