shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Can you bring me the toilet please
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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