This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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