Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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