brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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