420 ftw
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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