suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance