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• (775): View more from Nevada

  suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."

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• (607): View more from New York

  I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?

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  WHO DOES THAT

  (913): View more from Kansas

  I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance

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