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(424): View more from California

Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?

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(818): View more from California

Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.

(703): View more from Virginia

mine is 'the'.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her

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(480): View more from Arizona

Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive

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(224): View more from Illinois

That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.

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(513): View more from Ohio

You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.

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