im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me