awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday