Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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