hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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