My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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