Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Screwed.edu
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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