Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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