My pussy is not your playground.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
