I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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