doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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