i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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