doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
