we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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