if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
kristin has been a bad kristin
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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