I just cut my nipple shaving
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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