Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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