What should our trivia night team be named?
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if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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