yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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