D3 body, D1 cock
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
