i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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