In the future we'll all be gay
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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