Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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