he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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