Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
im holly from the hills drunk
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
