The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you didnt know i had herpes?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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