You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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