he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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