Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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